Chelsea Handler was at the MTV Movie Awards last night, where she presented the Generation Award to Reese Witherspoon along with Patrick Dempsey and Robert Pattinson. Chelsea giggled uncontrollably as everyone else spoke, and she seemed somewhat blitzed as usual. She looked great, for her, in that she had that awful pee-yellow blonde hair fixed (leaving dark roots like Madonna, to add depth or something and not wash her out). Her makeup was pretty and flattering, and apart from the bulging Botox vein in her forehead she looked good – again with the qualifier for her. Her bunchy Lavin dress was underwhelming and not that flattering on her figure, but it wasn’t terrible. Her shoes are just ok with that outfit.
At the MTV Movie Awards, Chelsea delivered her lines in that kind of lame monotone she uses for everything. She joked that Reese had an ass smaller than Justin Bieber even though she has two kids. Then she said that “So far, the only flaw I found is your decision to do Legally Blonde 2, but I forgive you.” Then she added “It’s ok, we’re friends.” Of course they are and of course Chelsea wants us to know it. They share the same rep, Stephen Huvane, were seen out to dinner together last month, and are co-starring in the upcoming comedy This Means War. Kaiser reminds me that this is Chelsea’s big debut, so she really needs to sell it. What better way than by hitching her star on Reese?
As for Reese, she wore a cute form fitting leopard print dress with nude heels. (Her ankle must have healed already.) Her hair was loose and pretty and I like her look and find it kind of effortless. I was going to say that she’s not pregnant, but I swear from the side she could have been. I just think she’s a healthy weight now and not stick thin.
I just watched Reese’s acceptance speech and she did seem a little drunk, so maybe the pregnancy angle is out. She cracked “I got really nervous when they told me I was gonna get this award, because Sandra Bullock got it last year and she made out with Scarlett Johansson. And then they told me Chelsea was giving me the award and I was like ‘Who knows where her mouth has been?’” She also dropped the F bomb when she was talking to Robert Pattinson, saying “By the way, Rob, the punchline to your joke was ‘I played your mother then we have a sex scene, so really you’re the best motherf’er in Hollywood‘.” I guess Pattinson also dropped an F bomb during his speech, and that neither Reese nor Rob’s F words were censored by MTV at first, which may cost them with the FCC. Reese was referring to the two movies she’s done with Pattinson, Vanity Fair in 2004 (his part as her son was cut) and Water for Elephants this year.
She also said that “I just want to say to all the girls out there… it’s also possible to make it in Hollywood without a reality show. When I came up in this business you made a sex tape, you were embarrassed and you hid it under your bed. And, like if you took naked pictures of yourself on your cell phone you hide your face. [laughs]. It’s totally possible to be a good girl.” Chelsea made a (sort-of faux) sex tape years ago and sent it all around hoping to drum up some interest in her mediocre comedy act, so Reese may as well have been addressing her instead of the audience and (presumably) Blake Lively.
photo credit: WENN and Fame
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